Look!, these last 8 years have been really bad when it comes to speaking. Bush doesn’t articulate his words well, he messes them up. I can assure you that won’t happen with me.
I’m a really good talker…I talk particularly, rather well…half the time even I don’t know what I am saying, but it sounds good, and that’s all the American people care about. Look, I can speak. That’s what I do, and WHEN I am President, I can guarantee you I will talk really well, extremely well at points, and dang good at other points, naturally. Don’t ask me to do anything. Doing nothing is what I do, you see, it’s my “bread and butter”. It’s my “anchor at sea”, its my “Michael Jordan at the buzzer”…you see, I have the ability to come up with these nifty sayings just like that. So so what if I don’t do anything! Its ok, it’s a Do Nothing Congress, and people seem to be ok with that. If something goes wrong, we just blame it on the president.
That’s another thing I do really well, you see. Look, I’m a very good finger pointer. I’m a blamer. Not a flamer…don’t get me wrong, though…I do support “flamers rights” as you could call it. As I was saying, though, I can blame extremely well. BUSH did it!…see, its quite, humorous at times. At least that’s what my wife tells me,
I mean, you can ask Michelle, she’ll tell you…I sure can blame.
The other night there was a sink full of dishes. She got mad at me, and I was like, "Listen honey, it’s not my fault that the dishes are in the sink…its Bush’s fault! George bush left these dishes in the sink." It got me off the hook.
I’m a really good talker…I talk particularly, rather well…half the time even I don’t know what I am saying, but it sounds good, and that’s all the American people care about. Look, I can speak. That’s what I do, and WHEN I am President, I can guarantee you I will talk really well, extremely well at points, and dang good at other points, naturally. Don’t ask me to do anything. Doing nothing is what I do, you see, it’s my “bread and butter”. It’s my “anchor at sea”, its my “Michael Jordan at the buzzer”…you see, I have the ability to come up with these nifty sayings just like that. So so what if I don’t do anything! Its ok, it’s a Do Nothing Congress, and people seem to be ok with that. If something goes wrong, we just blame it on the president.
That’s another thing I do really well, you see. Look, I’m a very good finger pointer. I’m a blamer. Not a flamer…don’t get me wrong, though…I do support “flamers rights” as you could call it. As I was saying, though, I can blame extremely well. BUSH did it!…see, its quite, humorous at times. At least that’s what my wife tells me,
I mean, you can ask Michelle, she’ll tell you…I sure can blame.
The other night there was a sink full of dishes. She got mad at me, and I was like, "Listen honey, it’s not my fault that the dishes are in the sink…its Bush’s fault! George bush left these dishes in the sink." It got me off the hook.
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