THE PIED PIPER OF AMERICA

THE PIED PIPER OF AMERICA
Everyone has bought into the fraud as Obama and the Media prepare to destroy our nation.

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Ear Phone

What’s the deal with phones these days? In these ‘hip’ times I can do the following on a cell phone: watch my favorite movie “Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2”, listen to the latest ‘2 Pac’ (which came out last month even though he’s supposed to be dead), access the internet so I can chat online to babes about how the new Star Trek movie is going to rock, take a thousand pictures of my face, and/or shoot video of unsuspecting hot girls as I walk down the halls of UVU, and play video games, my favorite is guitar hero with the 1 inch guitar. However, there is only one thing I still cannot do,… make a decent phone call! With all the new accessories, the people who make phones (who are these people!?) forgot to improve upon the actual “making calls” part of the phone. Still dropped calls, bad coverage, missed calls, pockets calls, etc.

Sure, being able to listen to Justin Timberlake’s new hit song “I kissed a boy and I liked it” is a guaranteed good time, I would in all reality rather listen to the person on the other side of the phone, metaphorically and grammatically speaking.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is sisterhood of the TP really your favorite movie right now?

the blogger said...

David was being sarcastic through out this whole article. Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 2 is not his favorite movie: he is not gay.He was talking as an average American.
Dave you are funny!

Do NOTHING and get away with it!

Do NOTHING and get away with it!
....and if none of those work, he can always "play the race card." By the way, you can only imagine how happy the "Do Nothing" Democrat congress was when they learned that their party was supporting a man for President who lives up to their title- HE HASN't DONE ANYTHING!!!!!

A Hero

A Hero
Bush did what no one else had the guts to do...the right thing. And he has become an outcast because of it, America (Gotham) turning upon its own hero. And he let them...because thats what needed to happen.

And now more from Reverend Wright

And now more from Reverend Wright

The "Who me?" media!

The "Who me?" media!
The media's predator like attack on Sarah Palin and motherly-like protection of Barack Obama is a shame on this nation!

Media Bias

Media Bias
This is where I rank the current TV Media Bias. Fox News and CNN are the most fair, with Fox News a little conservative, and CNN a little Liberal. MSNBC is so far to the left it cannot be called news...it can be called liberal propaganda.

What was OBAMA doing in church for 20 YEARS!!??

What was OBAMA doing in church for 20 YEARS!!??

You will have an 'epiphany' to vote for...Obama?

You will have an 'epiphany' to vote for...Obama?

A good line to break the ice!

A good line to break the ice!